13 April, 2009

Memo to First Dog

Bad start: Bo as in Diddly rather than Beau as in Geste. OK, you've been cruelly uprooted from your native cork forests (I assume Portuguese water dogs come from Portugal, unlike Yorkshire terriers which come from London and German Shepherds which come from Essex), cruelly uprooted, I say, but that is no reason to allow yourself to be photographed wearing a Hawaiian lei and being patronised by all and sundry.

Any dog worth his salt would have eaten those flowers, in front of the cameras, dug a hole in the White House lawn and bitten a security guard.

Go to it, Bo.

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