The next in an occasional series for any young man or woman starting out on a career in life. This time it's 'How to handle a financial crisis in 5 easy steps'
1. Dither
2. Come up with an agreement to keep the markets quiet.
3. When that doesn't work, come up with another agreement to keep the markets quiet.
3. Say nothing when it emerges that the second deal is not in fact agreed, and may be unconstitutional in several places
4. Blame speculators for being biased against you
5. Go to the beach until September
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