Yes, the Olympics have raised their ugly, corrupt head again, this time to decide who will hold the games in 2020.
I could have sworn I heard the BBC announcer connect to our man in Istanbul, who said 'everywhere there are people waving flags, cheering...' and I assumed the games had been awarded to Turkey. But no, they went to Japan. Perhaps they were cheering because they wouldn't have to build useless stadia everywhere and take on mountains of debt.
Meanwhile Japanese professor Yasuo Hazaki suggests that hide-and-seek might be a good sport to include.
That's the stuff: games people actually want to play. Away with the synchronised diving and dancing horses; hide-and-seek, hopscotch, skipping.