High St Horror

With names such as Konstantinos Kalomoiris and Bianca Revrenna we are expecting a spicy, southern European drama, a shocking political intrigue, and it has proved to be no less.

Mr Kalomoiris works for the John Lewis department store, in Istanbul London and claims that his fellow worker Miss Revrenna slapped his bottom three times. This is part of a claim for sexual discrimination.

I can only say this. Mr Kalomoiris is 40 years old. It won’t be too long before he finds such attention less of an outrage and rather flattering.