10 January, 2012

To catch a drunk

The latest tiresome exhortation from the State to drink less - this time that we should take two days off the booze a week - comes, incredibly, from the over-excitable drunks in the British House of Commons.

But the idea may have some merit. Let's close the taxpayer-subsidised bars in Parliament for two days a week.

In fact, since they obviously think alcohol is a bad thing, let's close them for good. We want our lawmakers in tip-top condition, and sober.

More money saving ideas, please.

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