22 June, 2010

World Cup: technology to blame

I am indebted to Mr.Eugenides, who reads the Chosun Ilbo newspaper, for this:

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il "gives regular tactical advice during matches using mobile phones that are not visible to the naked eye," the team's manager Kim Jong-hun told ESPN Thursday. The coach dutifully told the sports channel that Kim Jong-il developed the James-Bond technology himself.

Due to a faulty mobile signal in capitalist South Africa the brave N.Korean team lost 7-0 to Portugal

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