Do it standing up

What the British Health Scare Industry is going to make of the news that a sedentary lifestyle kills as many people as smoking, I don't know.

Perhaps they will ban sitting down at work or in public spaces; make it illegal to drive while sitting down when you have a child passenger; put health warnings on seats 'Sitting kills'.

My own take on the matter is that smoking kills even fewer people than sitting. So perhaps we can have an apology for the persecution of smokers.