The Beeb

Is it my imagination or is the BBC Sports department grossly overstaffed?

'And now it's time for Sport. Here's Roger Spode'

'Thanks Derek. And there's some exciting cricket. Here's John Snoad'

'Thanks, Roger. England are to play Australia in the third Test at Old Trafford. Here's Brian Toad'

'Thanks John, and we go over to Jason Wode at the ground. How's the atmosphere Jason?

'Thanks Brian, here's Bill Hoad who's been talking to some of the crowd....'