Paul Harrison of Sky News: 'The Duke and Duchess will have had lists of girls' names and boys' names, so they'll have dispensed with the girls' names quite quickly.'
Phew! So it's not going to be called Mildred, then.
What about Eric? We haven't had a King Eric, even though it's an old and distinguished name.
No, Timothy. That's better. It means God fearing which keeps you on the straight and narrow, I can tell you.
Sorry, getting over-babied already. Let's get it over with.