11 June, 2012

Round up the usual suspects

The USA has offered rewards totalling $15 million for information on the whereabouts of leaders of the Somali Islamic militant group al-Shabaab.

An al-Shabaab spokesman has replied 'Whoever reveals the hideout of the idiot Obama will be rewarded with 10 camels, and whoever reveals the hideout of the old woman Hilary Clinton will be rewarded with 10 chickens and 10 roosters.'

I think I may be able to help here: would they be young, breeding camels or the stringy old sort we usually see?

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